I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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