Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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