she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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