I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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