i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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