i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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