I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize