your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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