Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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