that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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