I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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