Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
