he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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