dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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