I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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