problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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