Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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