There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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