Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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