You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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