i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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