Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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