these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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