so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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