i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize