She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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