She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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