Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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