Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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