The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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