I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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