Got a toothbrush?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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