Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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