What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
