Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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