I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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