I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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