I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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