Already got asked if we're dating
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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