My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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