dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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