Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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