Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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