Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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