are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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