I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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