you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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