I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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