You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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