Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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