You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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