You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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