Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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