Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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